1) Hofstra University, which I attend, will be hosting the Presidential Debate once again. There is no way that they wouldn't invite at least Obama, Romney, Paul and Trump to the debate (actually knowing Hofstra they probably wouldn't invite them all just to spite me). Just think about how great that debate would actually be, I'm fairly certain that the Secret Service would have to drag me out from laughing too loud the entire time.
2) I am still undecided on who I would vote for so the variety of opinions could help me make up my mind. It would also be awesome to see Ron Paul and Vermin Supreme just be in the same room together, add in Trump's hair and I cannot think of a greater representation of the state of American politics.
Unfortunately for Jon Stewart and myself this "dream" scenario will not play out. The only two real options are Mitt Romney or Barack Obama, neither of which screams confidence to me. This election is like deciding whether to drink a glass of water from a plastic cup or to drink a glass of water from a glass cup, they may be look different but they are more or less the same. So out of sheer, well boredom, I compiled a very short "wish list" for the Presidential Candidates. Over the next several months I will become more and more vocal about the election, but here are a couple key points that I want each candidate to address.
My 2012 Wish List For the President of the United States-
1) I want both candidates to officially come out against Super Pacs-
Super Pacs do nothing but spew propaganda designed to confuse and scare voters. They are nothing more than cheap (morally speaking not money wise) tricks that are helping to further tear this country apart. If either candidate has any shred of decency then they would try to put a stop to this strange and unfortunate crime against democracy.
2) I want both candidates to stop blaming the other side of the political spectrum for everything- A week ago I was driving and trying to find a radio station with decent music, which is an impossible task sometimes, but I happened to stumble upon Rush Limbaugh's radio show. Now I have never listened in to Rush, but I had a vague idea of what his show was like. Much to my horror Rush was preaching against uniting both sides and instead was demanding that the liberals must be stopped. What kind of message is this? I am pretty sure that if George Washington heard this he would arise from the grave as a zombie and destroy Rush Limbaugh once and for all. In Washington's fair well speech he even says that,
"There is an opinion that parties in free countries are useful checks upon the administration of the government and serve to keep alive the spirit of liberty. This within certain limits is probably true; and in governments of a monarchical cast, patriotism may look with indulgence, if not with favor, upon the spirit of party. But in those of the popular character, in governments purely elective, it is a spirit not to be encouraged. From their natural tendency, it is certain there will always be enough of that spirit for every salutary purpose. And there being constant danger of excess, the effort ought to be by force of public opinion, to mitigate and assuage it. A fire not to be quenched, it demands a uniform vigilance to prevent its bursting into a flame, lest, instead of warming, it should consume."
The only way that this country can survive is if we are united. I mean for god sakes the word united is the very first word in our country's name. If we continue down this path of finger pointing and demonizing the other side then we won't have to worry about the fate of the United States anymore, because it will perish from this Earth.
3) I want Mitt Romney to stop trying to act like a normal American- Mitt can we have some one on one time for a second. I know that you are trying to connect with the American public by acting like you know how hard their life is, but lets face it, you don't know. Mitt this isn't a bad thing, I don't want a President who is an Average Joe, I know many Average Joe's and while they are nice guys I don't want them to run this country. You made a lot of money and were very successful in your professional life, stop hiding from this, embrace your success. I want you to come out and say that you're ambitious and that ambition propelled you into a life of Excellency, I want you to embrace the fact that you are smarter, wealthier and more ambitious than most of the people in this country.
4) I want Barack Obama to be a strong, passionate leader all the time, not just during election season- President Obama has great orator skills, which he shows often. During campaigns he is strong and fiery, but during his Presidency he was often timid. Even when Obama came out in support of gay marriage he only did it because Joe Biden forced his hand. Be strong Mr. President, but more than anything be brave enough to stand up for what you believe in all of the time.
5) My final wish is for whoever is elected, whether President Obama or Mr. Romney, to be able to stand up for their beliefs. I understand that the constant media assault has rendered most speeches and answers to questions timid and safe, but I am sick of it. I am sick and tired of listening to safe answers that will keep one safe from the media barrage. I want a President who is willing to stand up and go against the tide. I want a fearless leader who doesn't care if he pisses people off, in fact I encourage the President to make people angry. Make unpopular decisions, don't go with the flow. The most important issues in life are often times the ones that are the most controversial so go please take a stance on an issue. I want a President to march into Congress, lock the doors and tell the weasels that we elected that they aren't leaving until they get something done. I want a President who will push his issues through even if Congress has a fit. I want a President who will take charge, take the flashlight and lead us out of the cave of dissension and despair that we have fallen into. Whether this President is Democrat, Republican, Independent or Vermin Supreme I just want a leader of men not a spineless talking head.

